Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bad Movie Reviews

By Bruce Gutierrez

In the past you had to go to a store if you wanted to rent or buy a movie. Instead of buying or renting the dvd, people now can choose a movie download instead. Just about any movie every made can be attained through a movie download site now. Check out these samples.

The Recruit: One of the smartest college students in the country, James Clayton gets a unique offer to work special operations for the CIA. To get the job he must go through recruiting school, known as 'The Farm'. Here he must deal with all kinds of psychological situations, until he can't tell reality from fiction. When he decides he has had enough, he gets a real assignment, but just what is really going on?

China Nine Liberty 37: This is a mystifying Western in which railroad tycoons spare a gentleman from gallows in trade for killing another gunfighter. The gunfighter's girl falls for the killer and helps do his evil work. Title refers to the signpost giving distance to 2 close-by towns. Cast includes Warren Oates, Fabio Testi, Jenny Agutter, and Sam Peckinpah. (102 minutes, 1978)

Point Break: Johnny Utah, a rookie FBI agent, goes undercover, as a surfer, to infiltrate a suspicious group of surfers that might be responsible for a string of bank heists. He is taken in by the group, and learns the life of a surfer. When it's time will Johnny Utah be able to take these criminals down.

Toy Story: A boy's top choice toy, a dude doll identified Woody, feels bullied and properly so by the emergence of a new name day present, a high-tech spaceman model promoted on Television. A adult story masquerading as a baby's film, this tale of kinship, fickleness, and the need for acceptance characteristics a vibrant cast of characters led by Woody and his adversary, Thrill Light-year. The "performing" of the 2 steel. Their facial proclamations and body language-is as excellent as anything ever seen in a conventional excited animation. Controller Lasseter acquired a particular Oscar for this expression milestone. Cast includes Tim Allen, Don Rickles, Jim Varney, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenberger, Annie Potts, Laurie Metcalf, and R. Lee Ermey. (80 minutes, 1995)

Slaves: This is a bizarre cast in revisionist tirade in reference to Kentucky servant Davis sitting up for his rights. It may have signified something in the '60s, however now it's just humorous, with Boyd correctly humiliated. Cast includes Stephen Boyd, Dionne Warwick, Ossie Davis, Marilyn Clark, Gale Sondergaard, Shepperd Strudwick, and David Huddleston. (110 minutes, 1969)

Stage Fright: Theater student Wyman turns covert sleuth while an actress' spouse is killed. There are some stimulating scenes however the Mr. Hitchcock misses on this one. Cast includes Marlene Dietrich, Jane Wyman, Richard Todd, Kay Walsh, Aastair Sim, Joyce Grenfell, Sybil Thorndike, and Patricia Hitchcock. (110 minutes, 1950)

Black Girl: One of the best black-oriented films of the 1970s center of focus~ the complicated relation between the title personality petit, a striving dancer, and her spiritually naive mommy Stubbs. Well performed by the complete cast; inscribed by 1. E. Franklin, and based on her play. Cast includes Brock Peters, Leslie Uggams, Claudia McNeil, Louise Stubbs, Gloria Edwards, Peggy Petit, and Red Dee. (97 minutes, 1972)

Dracula Prince of Darkness: Continuation to Terror OF DRACULA doesn't measure up. The vampirism Tally Lee is revitalized by a servant and wreaks fear on a group of tourists in an isolated castle. Cast includes Christopher Lee, Barbara Shelley, Andrew Keir, and Suzan Farmer. (90 minutes, 1966)

Hollow Man: Sebastian Caine is working on a top-secret assignment for the U.S. government. He is trying to unlock the keys to human invisibility. After succeeding on laboratory animals, he can't resist, and takes the serum himself. He becomes irreversibly invisible, and feels threatened by those trying to cure him.

Those of you looking for file downloads could try a search with "Movie Downloads". When one search fails to succeed just change things and try again. You might find what you are looking for with a search like "Direct Movie Downloads".

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